Micah (7yo): “Dad, do you believe in them?”
Me: “In what, bud?”
Micah: “In the zombies under my bed.”
Me: “Oh, that sounds scary!”
Micah: “No, I speak their language.”
Me: “Are they nice?”
Micah: “Only to people who speak their language.”
Me: “What does it sound like?”
Micah: “Urrgh mmrrgh errrr ggrrr.”
Annie: “Oh, like this–I can speak it too. Mmrrgh aarrgh errr.”
Micah: “No, it’s more nerdy. Get it, Dad? More Nerd-y. (As he eats a scoop of Nerds) Ha. Ha. Ha.”