I let Cal (age 2) sit on my lap and he started trying to feed me from his plate.
Me: “You eat from your plate, and I’ll eat from my plate.”
Cal: “Can I? Can I? Eat you?” As he shoved a forkful of food in my mouth.
After he force-fed me a few more vegetables, I said, “You can sit on my lap, but you have to eat your own food.”
Cal: “Ok.” And he hopped down.